Sunday, September 25, 2005

The Five Things

5 things I plan to do before I die:
(1) Travel, travel, travel
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)

5 things I can do:
(1) touch my nose with my tongue
(2) carry a tune
(3) speak french and spanish (albeit not fluently)
(4) recite the alphabet backwards
(5) draw

5 things I cannot do
(1) play an instrument
(2) make long-term goals (see first list...)
(3) sit idle all day when home
(4) fix an engine
(5) live in a mess

5 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
(1) smile
(2) sense of humor
(3) energy
(4) overt sexuality
(5) widow's peak

5 things I say most often
(1) yes, ma'am (even to men)
(2) Holy Christ!
(3) you betcha
(4) great! (said with a brogue)
(5) Yep, yep yep

5 Celebrity crushes:
(1) Hugh Grant
(2) George Clooney
(3) Jared Leto
(4) Robert Downey, Jr.
(5) Angelina Jolie

5 people I want to do this:
I think only one person reads this blog, and she already did it, so...

The Scorpion & the Frog

One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.

The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.
Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"

"Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.

"Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"

"This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"

"Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.

"Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"

So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Thursday, September 22, 2005

For The Record

For the last two mornings, the birds have been singing so loudly! It's absolutely beautiful. I'd like to keep some sort of record of the wildlife cycles around here. I always forget when the frogs start singing, but that's great, too. I love it. Nice to live rurally. Never heard that kind of stuff in the city.

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Anyone notice the spam I got as a comment? Too annoying. Is nowhere sacred?

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Things are fine. Good even. Roommate is working out well. She helped me pick up the side yard today, which really needed it. I come home and the kitchen is immaculate (the way I like it). She keeps to herself, as do I. We have had dinner together a few times. Nice to have the company.

Things with Rover fine. Not ideal (not even close). But what is? Seems I'm never happy with anyone, so at least this time I have real versus imaginary gripes. Too funny (and kind of pathetic). Oh well.

Things just humming along. No real complaints. Guess that's good, eh?

That's it for now.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Long Time

Haven't had the time or the inclination to write lately, but figured I should take a few minutes to catch up, to log history.

New roomy is working out well. She works 12-hour shifts, so she's gone for long blocks during the day. And then I'm not home much, either, so she gets lots of home alone time, too. It's nice to have some company, and it's also nice to have someone here watching the house while I'm gone at work or for two or three days at a time while I'm off galavanting around.

Things with Rover still going. Things with him and Lips still "unresolved" except that they have talked about going their own separate ways and have not spoken to one another very much in the last several weeks. He and I have had some serious discussions, but he remains unwilling to break things off with her or to make any commitment to me. I continue to "date," looking occasionally and not too very seriously for someone else, someone with whom things are less complicated. Rover knows. He knows he can ask nothing else of me.

Spent a great weekend in Las Vegas with the girls from the office. Had a marvelous time. Great to get away. Stayed up all night both nights. Sat by the pool and just goofed off. Didn't gamble even a quarter.

Haven't spoken to RacerEx since the Julie incident. Don't have any plans to speak to him again. I will be polite if I see him at work or in town, but I am truly finished with him. It is unfortunate that it came to a head the way it did, but I suppose it needed to happen in order for me to move on from him. I guess something like that will happen with Rover when it is time....or not. Who knows.

So things are fine.

I pulled my waiver at work and may start going out as an officer on seniority basis if they ever get down to me. It will be interesting and scary. It is frightening to have other people's lives in my charge.

But I am going to do it. I have to start.

Hope all of you are well out there. I have to catch up. I'll go do that now.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Whipped Up and Drained

The latest with RacerEx has taken a toll on me.

Don't know why I'm so angry with him. Guess I'm just done with him for once and for all.

However, being this angry takes such energy and is really draining.

All I really want is for him to go away for once and for all.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Julie

I won't even give her a pseudonym.

Stopped by RacerEx's house to pick up the dog this morning.

As I walked up the front walk, some woman was pulling the door closed behind her.

"Hi, I'm here to get YellowDog. You must be the girlfriend," I said, casually, but brewing inside.

"Yes, I'm Julie. Hi." She extended her hand.

"I'm the ex....wife. Morgan." I said, still pleasantly.

She mentioned it was nice that I was picking up the dog, that she hated to think she'd have to spend the day by herself.

Nice girl.

Funny how RacerEx has never mentioned her. Funny how he came over Sunday night and tried to have sex with me.

Funny how I picked up the phone and left him about six nasty, angry, yelling messages.

I hate lies.

I don't suppose I'll hear from him again.

That's okay by me. As I said before. I feel done with him. And I'm not going to let him hurt and/or disappoint me anymore.

Sometimes Junk Mail Is A-Okay

FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS HE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS
TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES
THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW
THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE.

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANSWE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM WARM.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF KEY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MANY PHONE CALLS
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.